1 00:00:00,570 --> 00:00:01,790 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:03,610 On demand. 3 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:14,170 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 4 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,229 Who's catchy? 5 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:20,050 Dude, I'm shooting a music video. Holy shit. What kind of tab are you running 6 00:00:20,050 --> 00:00:21,150 off? I'm already in the south. 7 00:00:21,850 --> 00:00:25,330 I'm just noticing one of Kristen's many boyfriends that she keeps bringing to a 8 00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:26,189 different event. 9 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:27,190 You're so hot. 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,600 The truth 11 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:52,960 is, 12 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,880 you know, Jenna and I were definitely phoned in. I swear. 13 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:01,380 then he invited you to our engagement party. You are welcome to come. 14 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,400 Pomegranate margarita. 15 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,440 Pomegranate margarita and raspberry mojito. 16 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,440 Perfect. Okay, I'll do it for you. Thank you. 17 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:41,620 Father, strawberry gimlet. Thank you so much for giving me that. It gave me like 18 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,760 a $100 tip. You know, I got you, boo. 19 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,238 Hey, T. 20 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,200 Hi. I have a question for you. 21 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:51,540 Go on, a quick one. Okay, so Tom and I want to have an engagement party. We 22 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:52,720 really want something outdoors. 23 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,800 We want something that's like elegant and gorgeous. 24 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:58,620 Could we maybe have our engagement party at your house? 25 00:02:00,140 --> 00:02:01,200 At my house. 26 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:02,760 Oh, no. 27 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:06,580 I would bring in my own tables, my own chairs, my own food. 28 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:09,500 He would not have to lift a finger, and when we left, he would not even know 29 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:10,500 we're there. 30 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:15,240 When I close my eyes and think about how I want my engagement party to look, it 31 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,240 would be just that. 32 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,420 I know this is your home, and it's a huge imposition to ask. I realize that. 33 00:02:20,420 --> 00:02:21,420 do. 34 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:28,100 Lisa, I just really need you to say yes. It's one little word, three letters, 35 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,160 one syllable, yes. 36 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:32,960 It feels good to say yes. I've sent an invitation. So you've sent an invitation 37 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,840 before you've even discussed it with me. 38 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:39,040 Well, I said that there's going to be a party. Okay, a small barbecue. 39 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:41,500 A small barbecue. You arrange everything. 40 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:45,680 And it comes in the same day and it's gone by 7, 8 o 'clock. 41 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,140 It's gone, yeah. And that's it. 42 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:49,060 Yes. How many people? 43 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:53,420 My mom and my grandma and my mom. Yeah, yeah. I'm good with that. I'm good with 44 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,140 that. That's like eight of you. Yeah. 45 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:04,850 You're inviting Stassi and Kristen to your engagement. Are you out of your 46 00:03:04,930 --> 00:03:07,730 I don't want to have people that you don't feel comfortable with there. I 47 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,170 feel comfortable with them. Fair enough. 48 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:15,790 I was hoping to slide Kristen and Stassi by Lisa, but that's just not going to 49 00:03:15,790 --> 00:03:17,770 work out. I'm sorry, Stassi and Kristen. 50 00:03:18,130 --> 00:03:19,130 Thank you. 51 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:27,070 Perfect timing. I'm just pouring you some champers. Awesome. 52 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:28,550 What's cooking? 53 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:34,000 Did some choreography practice. My music video is shooting this Saturday. 54 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,540 Oh, my God, that's exciting. 55 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:36,918 Thank you. 56 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:40,940 Well, cheers. Congrats. Thank you. This is perfect timing, then, because we'll 57 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:44,900 get you all fresh and glowy. Yeah. You'll be ready for my close -up. Yeah. 58 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,600 other musical ventures have been more of a passion project. 59 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,660 But here we are. 60 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:58,900 We're shooting our music video as Charles McMansion. I can't believe we're 61 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,380 You're just going to look really good on camera. 62 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:03,540 That's important because I'm spending a lot of money on this video. 63 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,140 Grip and electric equipment is like $1 ,300. 64 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:08,260 Catering is $1 ,000. 65 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:14,080 I just spent $934 on a permit, LED lights, all these electronics. 66 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:21,380 We are at $9 ,000 and climbing, and we haven't shot a single frame yet. I've 67 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:24,280 been told to have $2 ,000 in cash on me on set. 68 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:28,700 This is one of the most expensive things I've ever invested in. 69 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,880 I don't really need coffee these days. 70 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:35,500 So what kind of product are you using? We're going to do a little microderm, a 71 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:40,300 light peel, and some hydrating oxygen infusion. Yeah, I don't want to do a 72 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,680 because it kind of dries out my skin. 73 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,580 You know, it's just your basic facial. 74 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:50,240 Steaming, extraction, exfoliation, microdermabrasion, infrared, standard 75 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,180 And the last thing I want is a shot ruined by bad skin. 76 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:57,760 You look beautiful. 77 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,040 Nice. You look so beautiful. 78 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,480 Thank you. That's my boy. 79 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:04,860 Back off, ladies. She's mine. 80 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:06,460 You're a pretty princess. 81 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:23,640 Hello? 82 00:05:26,270 --> 00:05:27,270 Good. 83 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:29,530 James has been blowing up my phone. 84 00:05:29,770 --> 00:05:34,350 He's been trying to get me to meet up with him so badly, and I finally gave 85 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:37,470 Well, I have your wine list here for you. I can order wine. Yeah. 86 00:05:37,730 --> 00:05:38,730 Sure. 87 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:40,390 I'm just going to have a little tonight. 88 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:41,690 Get that right away. 89 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:46,470 I'm also excited to drink a lot of wine in front of him while he's trying to be 90 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:48,110 sober. That's sobriety. 91 00:05:48,570 --> 00:05:49,750 Good. It's a week today. 92 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:51,010 I'm going to keep it going. 93 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:52,390 For how long? 94 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:53,730 As long as I can, really. 95 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:57,070 Lisa's basically put me on the cliff side, so, you know, I've really got no 96 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:59,010 choice but to pull myself up at this point. 97 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:00,730 I really hope that was rock bottom. 98 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:03,290 That was 100 % rock bottom. I definitely miss Kristen. 99 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:05,590 I regret every bad word I ever said to her. 100 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:08,330 You're never going to get married, and if you do, you're going to be divorced 101 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:09,330 the first three years. 102 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,029 Really? Yes. 103 00:06:10,030 --> 00:06:13,010 Yeah, you will be. And you're going to cheat on your f***ing husband. You've 104 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:15,550 nothing going for you. You've got nothing but a f***ing t -shirt line. 105 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:16,890 I have a temper. 106 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:22,460 that loses it sometimes, and I just want her to realize that I'm sorry, and then 107 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:26,000 I'm going to work on being the guy that, you know, my mom raised me to be. I've 108 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,980 moved on. Yes, I have, and I'm happy. 109 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:32,120 I can be friendly with you. I just don't want to disrespect Carter. 110 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:37,080 The best thing about Carter is that he's smarter than me, and he has perfect 111 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,880 measurements. Total boyfriend material. 112 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,080 Thank you. Thank you so much. You're welcome. 113 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,860 Do you remember filling your apartment with balloons, like, every week? Yes, 114 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:50,020 do you know how easily that was all erased? Because how horrible the things 115 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:52,400 you said to me were. Yeah, when I love, I love hard, and when I hate, like, I 116 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,700 f***ing hate hard, I guess. I don't know what to say, Kristen. 117 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,780 You keep telling me I broke your heart. 118 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,500 You did break my f***ing heart, Kristen. 119 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,020 I'm going to raise the vegetables here for you. 120 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,520 Thank you. 121 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:05,100 You're welcome. 122 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,440 Lovely. Excuse me. Thank you. You're welcome. 123 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:11,100 How do you not miss me? Like, I don't understand, like, these are the f***ing 124 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:15,500 s***. Crispin, do you think it would be easy for me to see you with a ratchet 125 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,900 whore bag that's all off? 126 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,460 Yeah, I'm nothing. 127 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:20,660 We've never even had sex together. 128 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:24,900 Did you get to that point? She couldn't even get me on. I'm not even interested, 129 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:26,100 darling. 130 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,240 Did you sleep with Jenna? 131 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,580 Yeah. 132 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,360 Jenna is a good friend of Sheena's. Everybody gets a knife and we just 133 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:37,730 You really want to give me a knife? 134 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,130 Jenna and I were friends for a really long time. 135 00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:41,810 I told you that. No, you didn't. 136 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:43,350 Really? 137 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:45,170 Oh, yeah, I did. 138 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:49,530 You are the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on. 139 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:58,930 I knew they fucked, and I let him convince me that they didn't. The fuck 140 00:07:58,930 --> 00:07:59,930 matter with me? 141 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:03,290 I need to step away. Fine, no responsibility ever. 142 00:08:03,670 --> 00:08:05,130 I'm not trying to fight with you. 143 00:08:21,630 --> 00:08:28,490 I don't even know why I was holding on to this small, tiny piece of James that 144 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:30,090 could be a decent human being. 145 00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:32,610 He's not. 146 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:45,950 I don't know what I want to know. 147 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:49,670 There's something 148 00:08:49,670 --> 00:09:01,170 that 149 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:02,169 I can't help. 150 00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:04,370 But miss her when I see that little glare in her eyes. 151 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:05,630 It's hard, man. 152 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:10,110 No, it's hard. Hey, Kristen, I just don't feel the same without anybody else 153 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:11,110 like I did with Liz. 154 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,010 I'm a f***ing cat. 155 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:17,830 It's not ego talking, it's self -esteem that I've never had. It's too late now. 156 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:22,070 It's too late that now that I realise that, it's like... It takes time to get. 157 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:23,070 No, it's fine. 158 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:25,450 I don't hate you. 159 00:09:25,770 --> 00:09:26,770 I don't hate you. 160 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:28,110 You know I love you, right? 161 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:58,690 Coming up. I need Saturday night off to go to court. 162 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,320 I don't know. They can put you in jail? 163 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,560 I don't know. 164 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,560 Hi. 165 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:17,800 Hi. Nice to meet you. 166 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,900 We have your designs set up, and I just need to get an idea of how you want it 167 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:22,839 placed. Okay. 168 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,080 Follow me to the back. Let's get it done. I've been working on my T -shirt 169 00:10:26,180 --> 00:10:28,400 James May, for about a year and a half now. 170 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:30,560 That's so cool. 171 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:34,680 I went into business originally with a woman who had a background in 172 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:39,720 photography. She and I had a huge falling out, and I essentially had to 173 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,940 to not work for my company. This is actually a really cool process. 174 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,880 Okay, so here's your end result. 175 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:50,600 Before I knew it, my five -minute -old company was $4 ,000 in debt. 176 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:51,819 We'll get you guys rolling. 177 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:56,940 Have a seat if you'd like. Last month, we sold just over 100 shirts, and it's 178 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:57,940 picking up. 179 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:02,590 It's so weird. I've never worn a t -shirt in my life, I think. Would you 180 00:11:02,590 --> 00:11:03,590 t -shirt? 181 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:05,790 Yeah, because I'll find a way to glam it up. 182 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:09,510 I think Katie might come to Brennan's tonight. I don't know. 183 00:11:10,090 --> 00:11:13,510 Carter lives on the west side, and he told me about this really cool bar that 184 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:17,110 does these turtle races. This is all part of my master plan. 185 00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:19,110 I want the gang back together again. 186 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:20,490 Are they avoiding me? 187 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:24,630 I don't know. I don't think it sort of didn't sound promising. 188 00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:26,330 So let's hope for the best. 189 00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:27,569 They suck. 190 00:11:27,569 --> 00:11:32,530 Don't tell me I got this far to not be able to get that friendship back with 191 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:37,750 Katie. So I know you didn't sleep at James's, but you drunkenly told me 192 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:40,990 left, like, we made out. 193 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:47,550 So I haven't gotten actually the details. So you made out in his car, and 194 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:48,550 it? Yes. 195 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:49,710 I brought this. 196 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,500 This is a flash drive with the backing track to our song. 197 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:57,260 Okay. Lisa's basically told me it's on hold. I want to continue and maybe 198 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,079 change her mind. 199 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,100 I was at dinner last night with Kristen. Do I need to check your arms for the 200 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,100 battle wound? 201 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,720 Oh! Now, did you guys hook up? 202 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,480 Uh, no. 203 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,600 So what? You just dropped her off and gave her a kiss on the cheek? No. 204 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:17,960 Did you stay in your seat or did you get on his seat? I stayed on his seat. So 205 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,960 there was no, like... 206 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:24,110 There was no dry humping action in front of my apartment. 207 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:28,630 At this phase in the investigation, I'm still gathering evidence. I'm looking 208 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:33,770 for inconsistencies, implausibilities, outright bullshit. 209 00:12:34,210 --> 00:12:39,390 All right, so I called up in the garage with Kristen, and then we start making 210 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:40,309 out in the car. 211 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,530 So, oh, my heart's pounding right now. 212 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,410 Oh, shit. Oh, 213 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:48,950 shit. So, basically, he tells me, oh, we can't. 214 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:53,620 go out there and i'm like wow what's going on she's like darcy sleeping in my 215 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:59,740 bed okay but there was no like anything else just making out and then you were 216 00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:05,120 like i have to leave now this is not right right we were definitely boning 217 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:10,460 so we ended up having sex on top of a beamer 218 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:16,640 what the are you doing i'm just asking 219 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:22,180 Very weird that I get jealous when James tells me that he slept with Kristen. I 220 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:25,720 think he absolutely has feelings for her still. You right now don't have a job 221 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:26,619 at Pump. 222 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:31,600 Your CD that Lisa was so about is now being put on hold. 223 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,500 That's pretty f***ed up because the common denominator is Kristen. 224 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,280 What the f*** are you doing? 225 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,540 I'm just asking you. 226 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:41,080 When you put it like that, I mean, I don't really know. 227 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:45,220 F*** this bitch for now. Focus on what matters and, I don't know, maybe get 228 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,220 job back. 229 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,910 I'm just glad we realized that I was completely right and you were completely 230 00:13:56,910 --> 00:14:01,650 wrong. I've actually given control of my life over to Katie, so she's actually 231 00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:05,310 in charge now. After the neutering process, it really wasn't that bad. 232 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,790 So let's talk menu. 233 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:10,710 What are you guys thinking? So we're going to have this caterer that's going 234 00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:11,710 have snacks, 235 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:16,630 a salad, two side options, two entree options, and two dessert options. 236 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,620 That's what comes with it. 237 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,960 I want to just get tacos. Very simple, delicious. 238 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,240 Everyone loves tacos. 239 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,740 She's going crazy with the budget. 240 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,340 We have like 40 -something people coming. We're planning our engagement 241 00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:31,400 have ideas, and he doesn't like them, but he's not going to do anything on his 242 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,480 own to make his own ideas come through. 243 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,140 So I just, by default, end up winning. 244 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,720 Chicken and the steak roast. 245 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:40,920 Now my favorite part, two desserts. 246 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:45,420 Seasonal tart du jour, carrot cake with caramel coffee mousse. 247 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:47,030 And triple chocolate cheesecake. 248 00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:51,730 Well, I think carrot cake. Carrot cake and the chocolate cheesecake. What is an 249 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:55,550 engagement party? Is an engagement party me throwing a party for everyone else 250 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:59,050 on my tab so they can eat and just shouldn't they be paying for it or 251 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,670 I know you cared about it, but how engaged were you in the party? I gave 252 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:08,530 like 13 .5%. Do you guys ever really have that much involvement in like the 253 00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,630 engagement party? Definitely. 254 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:14,190 The wedding, it's mostly for the girl, right? They say it's for us. 255 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:18,810 But it's mostly for the girl. Well, here's the thing. It's going to be at 256 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:21,730 house. She did say that she does not want Kristen or Safi there. 257 00:15:23,070 --> 00:15:28,190 Seriously? And I have to, I mean, I have to respect that. Totally. No, I get 258 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:32,490 that. At my engagement party, Kristen admitted to sleeping with Jack. 259 00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:33,649 Yes, I did. 260 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:36,650 Oh, my God. 261 00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,710 What is wrong? 262 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,080 I can understand why Lisa doesn't want them to come Anything that gets the 263 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:50,350 at her house Yeah. I know Kristen's definitely going to have a problem. 264 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,770 will understand because Stassi is very new. Well, I don't know what to tell 265 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:57,310 Kristen unless Kristen wants to spend a trillion dollars to find me a new 266 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,530 location. Are you still inviting Oriana? 267 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:02,790 What she said, I just am sitting here pretending like I'm having fun with you 268 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,830 guys. Well, you don't have to come to our engagement party if it's like too 269 00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:08,030 effort for you to pretend to have fun with us. Oh, no, no, no, Bubby, let's 270 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:11,230 get crazy. She said that. She said that, though. I'm not begging anyone to come. 271 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:15,550 I don't want to be surrounded by such negativity when this is supposed to be. 272 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,850 event that's important and leading up to our marriage. 273 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:19,770 Bobby, let's try to have positive energy. 274 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:23,550 I've been doing that. I've got to figure out what kind of food I want. I don't 275 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,110 have time to think about Ariana's dumb feelings. 276 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,010 Who's important? 277 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,950 Can I start you guys up? Any drinks? 278 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:37,710 Alright. 279 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:40,370 You got it. Thank you. I'll take your menus. 280 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,350 Hey. Hey. 281 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,320 Yeah, but it's okay. 282 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,140 What's going on? Are you working, though? Yes, but I'm on my break, and 283 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,800 using my break to talk to you because I need... Well, I'm asking, but I really 284 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:52,940 need it because I'll go back to jail. 285 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,260 I need to have Saturday night off, if that's possible, because I have to take 286 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,420 red -eye back to Hawaii to go to court. 287 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,100 I basically have to show up and talk to the judge. 288 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,760 But I have to physically be there. My lawyer said no striping. I can't do 289 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:07,780 I have to physically be there. 290 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,960 Do you know what the outcome is going to be? I don't. I don't know what the 291 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,040 outcome is going to be. Are they going to put you in jail? 292 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,280 I don't know. 293 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:15,679 I don't know. 294 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,660 This could be just a slap on the wrist and it can go away. Or this could 295 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:21,920 escalate even more and I could go to jail, have more fines. 296 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:26,450 clapped on top of me it's it's really all up in the air and it's up to the 297 00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:30,750 at this point this is so ridiculous you realize now that's why i'm so mad with 298 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:36,750 you stupid i think about it all the time i'm glad that you have to go back to 299 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:40,850 the wine way because it makes it more of a pain in your ass have you really 300 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:45,320 learned lessons absolutely have you yes When people say, oh, he doesn't have a 301 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:47,760 heart, he doesn't have a soul, what I did with Kristen and all those 302 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,140 it just didn't hit me until later because sometimes I just don't feel 303 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:54,200 think back and I sit down and I have a chance to calm down and be like, holy 304 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,380 shit. What the f*** did I do? 305 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,340 It's not that I don't have a heart and I don't care. Sometimes I do think I'm 306 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:01,260 untouchable, but it doesn't hit me until later. That's all. 307 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,500 You feel remorse? Yeah, absolutely. 308 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:07,440 The only thing Jack does better than get into trouble is get out of it. He'll 309 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:10,980 probably sweet -talk the judge, have him in the palm of his hand. He'll be back 310 00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:14,920 on the beach in Hawaii with a cocktail and, you know, that'll be the end of it. 311 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,100 So it's negative. 312 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:17,830 into something constructive. 313 00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:20,050 Absolutely. And that's what I'm trying to do. 314 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:24,050 Okay, off you go. And let me know what happens with you. I will. I will. 315 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:25,430 Hopefully I'll see you Tuesday. 316 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:26,730 Yes. 317 00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:30,050 Coming up. 318 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:32,130 Are you upset? 319 00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:35,750 It's hard to hear. Are you crying? I didn't realize that that's what you 320 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:51,950 I'm so excited. I mean, I think I'm going to have to drink a lot to get 321 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:52,709 about turtles. 322 00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:55,130 Oh, this is turtle racing pit. 323 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:56,870 Turtle races. 324 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:03,250 Hi. How are you? Good, how are you? What's up, buddy? How are you? Good to 325 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,250 you, too. 326 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,250 Do you know if Katie and Tom are coming? 327 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:07,890 Katie didn't respond. 328 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,050 I asked her to do something on Saturday when we got back from Palm Springs, and 329 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,950 I think she was too hungover. I'm trying not to, like, be aggressive. 330 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:21,590 Yeah. I mean, I know they're there. I'm trying to be, like, somewhat assertive. 331 00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:26,730 I understand if it takes Katie a little while to trust this, but this is me. 332 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:27,910 This is how I feel. 333 00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:33,210 I'm not putting on an act to just revert to my old ways in a few months. 334 00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:34,750 Hi. Hey. 335 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,430 Hi. Oh, my gosh. 336 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:38,450 Hey. How you doing? 337 00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:39,669 How you doing? 338 00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:40,670 Hey. Hi, baby. 339 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,810 Hi. Well, you're just appropriate. 340 00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:46,210 I know. Why are you guys all fancy? This is the curl races. 341 00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:53,950 The more I am hanging around Stassi, the more I'm realizing how not Stassi he is 342 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:55,910 these days. He's not being mean. 343 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,850 He's not bossing me around. 344 00:19:58,290 --> 00:20:00,750 It's refreshing, I'll say that. 345 00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:04,590 I never thought I would see you again after the first night I met you. 346 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,270 Many moons ago? 347 00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:07,730 Yeah. 348 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,890 It's like a one -night stand haunting me. 349 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:12,950 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 350 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:17,510 Katie and Carter, you know. 351 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,760 How do I say this? 352 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,860 He's had his dinner. 353 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,220 I actually know this Carter guy. 354 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,340 We had a one night stand. 355 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,600 It was like a year before I met Tom. 356 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:31,540 Now he's back in my life. 357 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:33,140 Thank you, Kristen. 358 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,340 All the guys in L .A. 359 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,280 I'm cool with that. I'm progressive, you know. 360 00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:41,840 It's all good, baby. 361 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,480 I think what they do, they put a bunch of turtles in the center and they all 362 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,720 just run out. Do we have a turtle team or do we get our own turtle? Oh, so you 363 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,240 rent a turtle for $5. 364 00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:01,580 Hey, you two. I can't even rent an apartment, but I'm going to try and rent 365 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,340 turtle. Cool, do you have to have those credits? 366 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,200 The rules are annoying. No standing if you sit in the front row. 367 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:16,380 Don't throw anything on the track. 368 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640 Duh. 369 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:22,110 And the final rule, don't be a douchebag. 370 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,310 Have you looked in the mirror lately? I used to have a turtle. 371 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,590 Yeah, I've had many. I love turtles. 372 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:30,310 You guys, connect the turtles, bring them to Lisa's sanctuary. 373 00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:37,850 I don't love that Carter took us to some dive bar to watch turtles race. But 374 00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:41,530 I did, James, so I'm not really in a position to complain. 375 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:42,830 Go! 376 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:51,300 I want to talk to you about the engagement party because there's good 377 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,300 news. 378 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:57,720 I talked to Lisa the other night. She agreed to let me have the engagement 379 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,240 party, whatever you think, at her house. 380 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:04,220 But I have to be honest, though, when I did tell Lisa that I invited you guys, 381 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:09,640 she was pretty adamant that she preferred to not be there. 382 00:22:24,339 --> 00:22:28,080 Lisa loves to hold a grudge. I don't even work there anymore and she'll find 383 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,080 way to yell at me. 384 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,320 This blows. 385 00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:37,210 Katie and I are back to being like total friends again, and I can't go to her 386 00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:41,770 engagement party. I'm not Kristen I'm not gonna go to Lisa's house if she 387 00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:42,770 doesn't want me there 388 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:22,010 I'm going 389 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:28,310 to do 390 00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:31,450 the steak and the prawns. 391 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,800 Brussels sprout. Thank you. Okay, sounds great. Thank you. 392 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,940 Well, you look handsome tonight. 393 00:23:37,260 --> 00:23:39,780 Well, you look beautiful. It's ladies' night out indeed, huh? Yeah. 394 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,800 I thought since you're about to leave me, I should tease you a little bit. 395 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:45,020 I wish you could come with me. 396 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,520 Yeah, me too. 397 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,600 I got to work. 398 00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:50,060 How do you feel that this might be your last free meal? 399 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:54,680 This is not my last free meal. 400 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:58,740 Like, can we just honestly just not talk about this anymore? I had enough from 401 00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,740 everyone. 402 00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:02,160 I just hope it goes as well as you think it is. 403 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,650 I didn't rob a bank. 404 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:05,969 It's fine. 405 00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:06,970 Okay. It's fine. 406 00:24:08,110 --> 00:24:11,130 You know, I go through phases where I'm kind of like, ha ha, funny, you know, I 407 00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:14,590 get it. But it's really just not funny. Like, I'm tired of the joke. 408 00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,090 I can't anymore. 409 00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:19,950 Tom and Katie are having their engagement party next week. I know, I'm 410 00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:27,610 I'm excited too. I'm just, I just don't know why, like, I'm just not fully 411 00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:29,330 on board with marriage. 412 00:24:32,659 --> 00:24:34,640 I just... What do you mean? 413 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,380 Like, we're... I mean, getting married, they, like, they... Thank you so much. 414 00:24:38,460 --> 00:24:40,780 What do you mean you're not fully on board with marriage? 415 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,900 I don't understand why you need that piece of paper to tell somebody that you 416 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,400 love them. Why can't you just be together and be happy? Why do you need a 417 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,300 of paper? That piece of paper ruins so much. 418 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,100 Who do you know that's happily married? 419 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,900 My grandparents, your parents, Shane and Shay. 420 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,400 Happy? Yes. 421 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,520 They almost got divorced, like, six months into their damn relationship. And 422 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,000 know what? They worked through it. 423 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,080 The way I'm raised is that you get married, you have your family. Like, 424 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,740 your family. That's what I want for my future. I want a family. 425 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,940 These are my goals. Like, I want, you know, a husband. I want kids. I want all 426 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:12,940 that stuff. 427 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,300 Your reputation comes back around and back around and back around. Come on, 428 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:19,240 know who I want. You've talked to the girls. That's what I'm saying. 429 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,880 I do know it. Okay, I've been through some shitty -ass relationships, too. 430 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,500 That's why I want to know that you would be willing to be in a committed 431 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,900 relationship for a while instead of having me move up here and change my 432 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:30,900 life and then... 433 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,420 gets thrown on my face. 434 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:38,120 Is this going to be an argument now? Like, are we going to go home and bite? 435 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,620 And then we're going to, like, this is our romantic dinner here we're supposed 436 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:45,160 to have turning out to be an argument. Kind of heartbreaking if you love 437 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,000 somebody and they say those kind of things. 438 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:56,100 You can clearly understand the frustration that I have to go through 439 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:57,140 that what I have to deal with. 440 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,380 You know, I told myself with this relationship that I was not going to 441 00:26:00,380 --> 00:26:05,500 fast. So her moving in in a month and buying her boobs, what the f*** am I 442 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:06,500 with my life? 443 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,140 I'm at a moment of crisis right now with Brittany because I just feel like 444 00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:12,680 there's times where I feel like I can't breathe. 445 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:18,620 So I think just talking about marriage right now is just kind of like... Too 446 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:19,620 much. 447 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:22,840 Are you upset? 448 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,440 It's hard to hear. Are you crying? 449 00:26:25,660 --> 00:26:28,920 I'm just... If you... 450 00:26:29,470 --> 00:26:32,210 actually love somebody, you can move forward with your relationship. 451 00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:37,670 Lost my appetite. 452 00:26:41,710 --> 00:26:44,730 Coming up. Have you ever seen a bass guitar that looks like this? 453 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,690 Oh, they'll go bagging! 454 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:01,280 Dude, I need to let off some steam. Yeah, well. 455 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,520 Get some golf ball. 456 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,000 Right now, I need to reach around. 457 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,260 Dude, what happened? Why are you steaming? I got bombarded on the 458 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:08,860 topic. I just took you to Hawaii. 459 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,620 I just bought you some tits. 460 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320 Calm down. 461 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,480 Hey, you're not good at golf. 462 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,680 Yes, I am. It was straight. 463 00:27:17,060 --> 00:27:18,300 Dude, you know what you're going to get now? 464 00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,480 She's going to be like, well, he doesn't want to get married anyways. 465 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:24,320 Like, little sarcastic, snarky comments like that. 466 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:28,400 Was it bad? Did you guys... No, she started crying. 467 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:29,699 Oh, no. 468 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:32,220 He met Brittany, like, what, a month ago? 469 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,680 He had her move all the way from Kentucky to L .A. to live with him. 470 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:39,020 Told her he loved her. I mean, he took her on a nice trip to Hawaii. 471 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:40,300 I mean, he bought her boobs. 472 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:45,800 Now she has the nerve to bring up the possibility of marriage someday? 473 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,780 Come on, man. 474 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:51,100 What's going on with... I haven't talked to Tom. I'm actually going to help Tom 475 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:52,100 tonight with his music video. 476 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,040 Oh, my God. I'm just going to be a little muscle PA. What a waste of time 477 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,760 is. I would rather talk about religion or politics or marriage at this point 478 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,880 than Tom's f***ing band. 479 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:03,380 We've been down this path before with Tom, where he sinks all his money into 480 00:28:03,380 --> 00:28:07,520 something, and then he gives up six months down the line. I told Tom, I was 481 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,260 like, listen, I really like your song. I like it a lot. I was like, if you want, 482 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,280 you can perform at my engagement party. Please tell me he's not doing that. No, 483 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,480 no, no, no, no. 484 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:17,100 We secured Lisa's place for the engagement party. 485 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,699 Lisa's house? 486 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:19,559 Villa Rosa. 487 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,700 You got moats and s***. 488 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:22,780 ponies at our engagement party. Shut up! 489 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,780 We're doing it big. Oh, that was a bad one. We got a caterer. What? You're 490 00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:26,780 paying a lot of money for this? 491 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:30,500 Yeah. I want to say B -Y -O -B, but Katie said it's trashy. 492 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 I'm not kidding. 493 00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:33,940 You don't say B -Y -O -B. Yeah. 494 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,520 It's not a high school party. Some parents are out of town. 495 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:42,160 So, Katie, we extended an invitation to Stassi and Kristen. Like, you know, I'd 496 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,160 like for you guys to come to our engagement party. Am I going to finally 497 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,700 her? I haven't seen her in God knows how long. 498 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,560 Obviously, I'm nervous. 499 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:50,800 Of course, I don't know how she's going to react. I really don't. 500 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:53,360 I did go to Vegas and had relations with somebody else. 501 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,560 You're an ass. 502 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,880 You are an ass. 503 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,760 I think you're a liar. 504 00:28:57,980 --> 00:28:58,980 I don't trust you. 505 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:03,660 I'm super in love with you, so I don't know how to deal with it. If you want me 506 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:07,240 to move on, then why are you crying over me? I just don't want her to hate me. 507 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,920 It's been a long time, and water's under the bridge. I feel like maybe now we 508 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,760 can come to a place where we can be cordial. 509 00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:18,370 Lisa got wind of it and put the f***ing kibosh on it. No Kristen, no Stassi. 510 00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:19,429 Wait, what? 511 00:29:19,430 --> 00:29:20,950 It's not awesome, but it's kind of funny. 512 00:29:21,490 --> 00:29:23,790 I'm really shocked that I haven't learned to wear it any time sooner. 513 00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:25,530 Brittany's probably going to be wearier than that. 514 00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:29,290 Not like there's anything there. It's been, what, five years? Brittany knows 515 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:30,850 everything. You know what I mean? Everything. 516 00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:33,590 With this girlfriend, I told her everything. 517 00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:34,949 Like marriage? 518 00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:35,889 You leave that one out? 519 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:37,630 That one, I left out. 520 00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:54,320 Okay, here, I have... Let's make sure it's $2 ,100. 521 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,080 $3 ,000. 522 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:05,460 It is? Yeah. Not only do I have more money invested than I've ever invested 523 00:30:05,460 --> 00:30:09,060 anything in this video, but it's also the first image of the band. 524 00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:14,240 Like, this sets the precedent for the rest of the band. 525 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,440 Dude, 526 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:23,840 dude, dude, dude. You got actual craft services? 527 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,620 Yeah. I thought you were going to have, like, a little table with, like, some, 528 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,340 like, you know, Oreos on it. No. You got, like, real craft service. 529 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:31,620 All right. He's waiting for the high five. 530 00:30:32,420 --> 00:30:35,120 Sorry. I'm here to help Tom out. He's not paying me. 531 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,720 But then again, I'm not really doing anything, so. 532 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:42,120 Isaac, those literally should go on, like, right before we literally start 533 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,520 shooting. Everybody ready? 534 00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:45,320 Yeah. Hey, you want cameras? 535 00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:46,620 Yeah. 536 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:47,900 That's pretty fun. 537 00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:50,090 and sexy concept for a video. 538 00:30:57,730 --> 00:31:04,330 Me and Isaac walk in like mad scientists 539 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:06,250 with our liberation machine. 540 00:31:07,670 --> 00:31:13,990 It helps people break through the prisons of their own mind. 541 00:31:15,130 --> 00:31:20,710 Most of the people that we've cast in the video are all doing it for free. 542 00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,690 and Lala are down the dance in the background. 543 00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:23,769 Put the move. 544 00:31:23,770 --> 00:31:24,770 Put the move. 545 00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:27,030 Sheena might have seemed like a very obvious choice. 546 00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:31,490 One of the biggest reasons why I didn't ask her to be in my music video is 547 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:35,990 because it is going to be grueling. Last one, guys. Nail it. All right. The last 548 00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:39,850 thing I need is somebody to show up wanting to talk about feelings or any 549 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:42,530 of conflict. I just, I can't afford it. 550 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,440 If you teach me to dance a little bit more, I just kind of run through it. 551 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:51,400 Sandoval asked me if I wanted to play a straight -laced girl unleashed by a 552 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,960 sexual liberation machine. 553 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:59,720 Come on. That machine that just gets you all hypey in your panties? 554 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:11,000 Looking hard, huh? Could you not bother me? I'm kind of checking out some 555 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,960 Twitter stuff right now. Oh, okay. Just give me like five minutes. Yeah, yeah, 556 00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:14,819 yeah, sure. 557 00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:16,520 What's up, dude? You guys, Wednesday. 558 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:18,340 Yeah. We have a party. 559 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,840 It's going to be off the heezy. 560 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:23,360 What are you doing? How are you feeling about it? Are you excited about your 561 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,360 party? Yeah, 562 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:25,759 I got to go. 563 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,240 I'll finish it. Okay. We'll all get together. It'll be one big happy family, 564 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,500 least for the night. I don't know if it's the tense between you and the girls 565 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,960 what's going on with that. Does that sort of fit? I don't know. I don't talk. 566 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:36,980 They don't talk to me. I don't like the... 567 00:32:41,930 --> 00:32:45,830 I've been a little bit like that, but... Tom and Ariana don't necessarily do 568 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:51,710 themselves any favors, but I do think they're being unfairly villainized and 569 00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:53,710 alienated. Let me get my wardrobe together. 570 00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:54,829 Okay, cool. 571 00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:55,990 If you need me, I'll be on Twitter. 572 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,960 I know you've seen bass guitars, but have you ever seen a bass guitar that 573 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,960 like this? 574 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:12,900 The dildo bass guitar is pretty out there. 575 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:17,140 Careful they don't come off. Guys, guys, guys, careful with it. Careful, but 576 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:20,400 bring it on. Bring me the dildo. I got this. 577 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,160 Cut! 578 00:33:41,780 --> 00:33:42,780 That's a wrap. 579 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,720 It sucks that the venue happens to be Casa de Lisa. I don't want you to go in 580 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,280 guns blazing because I'm technically your date. 581 00:34:42,359 --> 00:34:44,580 What are you doing? 582 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440 Are you crazy? 583 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,060 Take him out. He's gonna do a big poop on the thing. Come on, baby. 584 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:50,300 Oh, God. 585 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000 I'm scared of horses. 586 00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:55,190 Ken is going to lose his mind. I know, I'm sorry. Come on, come on. 587 00:34:55,489 --> 00:34:56,489 It's okay. 588 00:34:57,070 --> 00:35:00,890 Come on, Diamond. Come on, baby. Move out of the way. Okay, sorry. 589 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:03,670 This is not putting me in a good mood to do your part. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 590 00:35:04,690 --> 00:35:08,250 Diamonds, why did you let them in the first place? I don't know. I turned my 591 00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,730 back for one second and they just ran in. I'm so sorry. They're horses. 592 00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:12,970 I know, I know. I didn't think they would come inside. 593 00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:14,830 I mean, what is he thinking? 594 00:35:15,190 --> 00:35:18,270 You don't leave the barn door open. 595 00:35:18,670 --> 00:35:19,670 It's going to be great. 596 00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:23,110 We're doing, like, a linen and lace theme. You don't have to, you know, 597 00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:24,590 the theme if you don't want to. What do you mean, abide? 598 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,050 I mean, you don't have to dress in accordance with the theme. You dress 599 00:35:27,050 --> 00:35:28,310 you want to dress. You're Lisa. 600 00:35:28,530 --> 00:35:33,370 Okay. That goes without saying. And I wanted to make sure it's okay that we 601 00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:36,170 in a little early. Like, the caterer wants to load in around 11. Is that 602 00:35:36,170 --> 00:35:37,170 to be... Okay, somebody's here. 603 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:39,830 Yeah. Okay, cool. What are you going to do food -wise? Food -wise, we're going 604 00:35:39,830 --> 00:35:40,769 to do a barbecue. 605 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,950 It's going to be... Okay, please do not burn my house down. No, no, no. We have 606 00:35:43,950 --> 00:35:44,950 a professional. 607 00:35:44,999 --> 00:35:48,920 But remember, we agreed to do this because it's down there. Yeah. It's out 608 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,720 face. So nobody in the house? 609 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:54,120 Nobody in the house. What if we have to use the restroom? Are we going to have 610 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,058 like an outhouse? 611 00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:56,060 Well, I got to ask Katie that. 612 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,800 Putting together an engagement party is a real pain in the ass, you know? 613 00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,840 There's a lot of details. 614 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:02,440 Don't get me wrong, I'm really excited, but it's kind of starting to feel 615 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,440 like... 616 00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:04,549 A chore. 617 00:36:04,550 --> 00:36:07,830 Don't tell Katie I said that. But remember, the party's down there. 618 00:36:08,030 --> 00:36:10,910 Okay. Listen, I do not want Kristen there. 619 00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:15,710 No Kristen. I do not need Kristen Doty here. Is that a hard no on Stassi as 620 00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:20,130 well? Stassi hasn't been in your lives for six months. No, no, no. I do not 621 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:24,590 to deal with Stassi or Kristen. I am not. Really, don't push me on this, 622 00:36:24,730 --> 00:36:25,448 No, no, no. 623 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:28,390 I'm not going to be pushing on this. You've got enough animals to look after. 624 00:36:28,790 --> 00:36:29,790 Yeah, okay. 625 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,840 Hi. Hello. 626 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,880 Cameron. Cameron Stassi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 627 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,580 Hi. Nice to meet you. 628 00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:45,000 Aldo Stassi. Nice to meet you. This is the place. 629 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,440 As much as I love being Kristen's drinking buddy every day, I feel like 630 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,500 destined to become the next Golden Girls at this rate. It's a view. 631 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,440 Obviously, this is a breathtaking view. I mean, honestly, you cannot beat it. 632 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,160 Meet your closet space. 633 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,180 Your closet space is the biggest deal. So we have this closet right here. Very 634 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:03,400 spacious. Okay. 635 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:07,220 Also, you have the nice vanity here, you know, for your makeup. 636 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,480 And how much is it? 637 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:11,380 This is $22 .50 for a 12 -month unfurnished week. 638 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,020 I'd like to take some photos, maybe. 639 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:14,680 Yeah, we'll talk about that. 640 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:15,899 We'll give you five minutes. 641 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,740 All right, thank you so much. Awesome, our pleasure. Thank you. 642 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:20,180 It's really beautiful, though, it really is. And the guys are really, really 643 00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:21,680 nice. I mean, I wish there was more closet space. 644 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:24,060 That's actually a concern of mine. 645 00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:27,490 Maybe I could, like, build a shoe rack. 646 00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:29,690 Have you talked to the girls since Brennan's? 647 00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:33,370 Talked to both of them, like via text and stuff like that. I'm really glad 648 00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:36,050 and Schwartz showed up. I had to miss Sheena's rehearsal. 649 00:37:36,610 --> 00:37:38,630 I am not missing Katie's engagement party. 650 00:37:38,910 --> 00:37:39,910 Oh, Lisa. 651 00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:42,270 She's going to need guards at the gate of Villa Rosa. 652 00:37:42,910 --> 00:37:44,390 She's going to need SEAL Team 6. 653 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:48,870 Because there's no way in hell I am missing another major life event at 654 00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:50,070 We need to, like... 655 00:37:50,410 --> 00:37:52,890 Talk about, like, what our plan is. 656 00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:55,830 It sucks that the venue happens to be Casa de Lisa. 657 00:37:56,050 --> 00:37:59,390 Yeah, is there a possibility Lisa's going to be like, you're not welcome in 658 00:37:59,390 --> 00:38:05,330 home? I would go if it was a shack in Compton. Of course. I would prefer it. I 659 00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:06,330 miss the engagement. 660 00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:10,070 I'm not going to miss the engagement party. But it sounds like I'm going to 661 00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:11,850 to put up with some shit from Lisa. 662 00:38:12,070 --> 00:38:16,350 Yeah, so this should be our plan. We're going to go in and just say, thank you 663 00:38:16,350 --> 00:38:18,710 for having us here, and move on. 664 00:38:19,150 --> 00:38:23,650 And go talk to people we like. But like us. Yeah. If she cares about Katie, 665 00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:27,510 though, the way that she's claiming that she does by, like, allowing her to have 666 00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:29,590 it at her house, then she'll be nice to us, too. 667 00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:32,390 Because it would be really selfish of her to, like, give up. 668 00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:37,550 Exactly. Make it about, like, oh, darling, I didn't even want to hit. I'm 669 00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:38,670 oh, really? 670 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:40,670 I brought my own vodka. 671 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:43,610 Okay, I'm going to pack away. Bye. 672 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,340 Okay. All right, cool. 673 00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:57,658 Hey, guys. 674 00:38:57,660 --> 00:39:00,660 Hey, what's up? I'm going to grab ice. I'll be right back. What's going on? 675 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:02,500 What up, man? 676 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,400 It's nice to have, you know, friends to talk to when you're stressed out. 677 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,840 Yay. Jack, are you working late tonight? I'm actually getting off a little early 678 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,020 because I have a flight to Hawaii in the morning. 679 00:39:24,330 --> 00:39:26,610 What's up, guys? Even though I know what's happening, I'm still kind of 680 00:39:26,810 --> 00:39:27,788 You're going to court. 681 00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:28,788 You have to agree? 682 00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:29,729 You're in person? 683 00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:32,290 Yeah, there's... And what do you have to say? You have to just say, like, please 684 00:39:32,290 --> 00:39:33,290 don't send me to prison? 685 00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:34,630 Don't make any jokes. 686 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,190 I'm not making any jokes. Keep a serious face. I know. 687 00:39:37,650 --> 00:39:38,650 Wear a suit. 688 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:41,990 I know. But I wouldn't walk in there with... I'm not going to go with a cocky 689 00:39:41,990 --> 00:39:44,690 attitude. I'm going to be... You know what's... Oh, I know, I know. Trust me, 690 00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:46,870 I've been talking about this for, like, a week. I know, I know. 691 00:39:47,310 --> 00:39:50,750 I just think sometimes you downplay things. You're like, oh, no, it's fine. 692 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:52,410 going to Hawaii for a couple days. No big deal. 693 00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:57,090 Jax is being very nonchalant about this little Hawaii trip he's going on. No, 694 00:39:57,170 --> 00:40:00,950 dude, you have to appear before a judge on a felony charge. 695 00:40:01,390 --> 00:40:02,650 He could go to jail. 696 00:40:03,030 --> 00:40:07,730 Like, how are you acting so casual about this? What if you're not back by 697 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:11,110 Wednesday? You're going to miss the awesome party. You guys are all invited. 698 00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:13,570 Ariana, I hope you don't have to pretend to have too much fun. 699 00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:16,110 Oh, look at you. You're so clever. 700 00:40:18,839 --> 00:40:22,960 Bravo. No, of course. I wanted to come. I support you guys 100%. 701 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,640 I hope I get back on time. 702 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,060 Coming up. Where's those glasses? 703 00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:34,440 I think they're over here, yeah. 704 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:35,740 Yeah, I'm just going to return them. 705 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,800 They might break it like that. I don't give a fuck. They break. 706 00:40:53,710 --> 00:40:54,710 Okay, here we go. 707 00:40:56,650 --> 00:40:57,690 Actually, where's those glasses? 708 00:40:58,330 --> 00:40:59,450 They're over here, yeah. 709 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:00,690 Yeah, I'm just going to return them. 710 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:04,510 Root of all evil. 711 00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:09,690 Well, they might break it like that. I don't give a... What's going 712 00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:15,430 to happen exactly? Literally, I have to go there, walk in, say something, I 713 00:41:15,430 --> 00:41:17,370 guess. I'll literally be back tomorrow. 714 00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:20,570 I wish I could go with you. 715 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,600 I know. 716 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,300 Everyone's asking me if I'm afraid to go to jail in Hawaii. 717 00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:31,260 Actually, the truth is, I feel like I'm in jail right now, here in my apartment. 718 00:41:37,980 --> 00:41:38,400 What 719 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:48,480 time 720 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,359 is your court? 721 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,680 8 o 'clock tomorrow morning. 722 00:41:56,710 --> 00:42:01,110 This incident kind of made me take a look around and realize that maybe it's 723 00:42:01,110 --> 00:42:03,270 time to slow things down a little bit. 724 00:42:05,790 --> 00:42:06,790 Are you nervous? 725 00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:08,210 I'm anxious, actually. 726 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,550 I am human. We make mistakes. 727 00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:14,310 But the bigger mistake was letting my girlfriend of three months move in with 728 00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:15,310 in my studio apartment. 729 00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:19,490 I think I've officially hit the point where living with Brittany is too much. 730 00:42:19,930 --> 00:42:21,230 Eager to get this over with? 731 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,920 Next time on the season finale of Vanderpump Rules. 732 00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:30,480 Lots and lots of stuff. Got booze, man. 733 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:34,700 Uh -oh. I see trouble. 734 00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:41,780 When little T -Schwa got out of his Honda Civic coming from Florida. Can you 735 00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:42,780 wrap it up? 736 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,160 Don't say wrap it up. 737 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,420 What are you talking about? 738 00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:54,600 I'm this close. I'm going to hit him. You think I'm scared of Jack? You want 739 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:56,780 go? I'm about 200 pounds heavier than you. 740 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,140 Don't cross me in front of Lisa. Take a seat. 741 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:05,940 I am the last person that you want to be pushed. I'm really scared. 742 00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:11,360 Why are you back all of a sudden? Are you not paying attention to what I'm 743 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,960 saying? Stop attacking me before I even talk. 744 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,120 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.